valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.

little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018

Valentino

The kid who is the biggest fan of motorcycles . Also, the kid who cries over being pushed. He doesn't know how to come up with a comeback. He gets mad over the smallest things.

Normally used as a name, for example "That bitch is acting like Valentino

by WhoIzU March 29, 2017

moonlight and valentino

an awesome, jazz, metal, hardcore, emo band. who kick ass, play normally around the nottinghamshire/ leicestershire area.
check them out, www.purevloume.com/moonlightandvalentino

or
www.moonlightandvalentino.co.uk

dude, like these guys totally rawk.

by Geoge April 10, 2005

Valentino

An ugly fucker who has long ass fingers and thinks he can dance. Valentino is lowkey gay but doesnt wanna admit it. He loves beyonce.

Valentino sucked my dick last night

by CoochieSlapperrr March 6, 2019

Valentino

he is a very funny guy who can sometimes be mean but, it’s just him trying his best to show his love! Loves his friends with his all and is a twink tbh.. but also is attractive and big dick energy

“valentino you twink”

by bigtwink101 February 22, 2021

Valentino

Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!

It's valentino the dumbass

by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019

Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021