Valentine's Day
A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers
Valentine's Day by Chad March 31, 2004
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Valentine's Day
an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
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Valentine's Day
A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
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Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?
Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.
Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.
Valentine's Day by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008