Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005

Vinyl Orange

if you must, refer to orange vinyl

don't listen to vinyl orange, please.

by Dead-Leg Jimbo January 11, 2006

Vinyl Suicide

To listen or love music so much it brings you to your own death, mostly suicide. It doesnt mean you have to die for music, but to die becuase of it.

Many musicians had died from Vinyl Suicide. Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Buddy Holly, etc.

by Sam January 13, 2005

Vinyl Gollum

A person who buys vinyl records and keeps them sealed just to make a profit or try to make others jealous. They treat records like their "preciousssss"

Dude, that guy always brags about having a bunch of sealed records, he's a such a frekin Vinyl Gollum.

by Bigmeat Thunderballs July 29, 2014

vinyl sniffer

A Vinyl Sniffer is someone who has become so into collecting vinyl records, that their obsession has extended to analysing the scent of the vinyl pressing itself. Sniffing the Vinyl can apparently elicit feelings of superiority and hipster glee.

'Hey Dave, what do you have there?'

'This is the original 1980 Bronze Records pressing of Ace of Spades..... Smells so deep and rich '

' You douchebag Vinyl Sniffer'

by sxpress7 April 8, 2016

Vinyl List

A list of what would be on the vinyl when they did or if they would have came out with the Music on Vinyl

Have you read the vinyl list yet?

by Somebody lol February 14, 2017

vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man

"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"

by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023