urquhart

Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences

An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK

by HappyHardcore December 9, 2008

Urquhart

To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.

John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping

by fudgeganoosh December 29, 2010

Urquhart

Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.

Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"

Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"

by NonTwitcher April 25, 2015

Urquhart

To urquhart - To sexually violate someone

Roger got Urquharted in the club last night

by nps123 March 1, 2015

Sammy Urquhart

A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.

I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!

by Bigdicksammy July 2, 2019

Urphantasyangel

A Person who plays Halo2 for xbox live for the specific purpose to have an online relationship with another player. This person is usually extremely ugly in real life and stays in doors as much as he/she can in fear of going out to the world of real people and getting made fun of he/shes appearance which is why online dating is the sollution!

Someone who -

- Is a slut/whore/eWhore
- Dates a new guy over the internet every other day
- Fat and ugly to extreme measures
- Lives in poverty
- Lives in Maryland
- Gets the crap beaten out of him/her by his/her kid brother if he/she doesn't let him watch the TV
- Unemployed
- Birthday is in August
- Extremely EMOtional

Duff: Goddamnit!
Brady: Whats wrong man?
Duff: My online girlfriend broke up with me on halo today :(
Brady: It's ok dude you i'll hook you up with an online whore like Urphantasyangel later she just broke up with her online boyfriend a few days ago and she nearly OD'd with sleeping pills but failed, so shes back on Halo now
Duff: Thanks man! Lets go do the superjump on lockout, and don't kill me this time!

by Bill Lumberge January 1, 2009

Urquhart

A cunt.

From Urquhart.

Your a wee Urquhart today

by Urquhart January 28, 2020