Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.

We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!

by adog69 April 28, 2011

unlucky fried kitten

Avant Garde punk band responsible for the UFK Dollshouse collective in SE England. Signed a host of other bands.

Unlucky Fried Kitten are filling up the Dollshouse

by Andy Export January 19, 2008

unfucky

When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.

That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.

by I used my brain November 12, 2018

unlucky

a word used when somebody does something utterly retarded. ie. not a case of being unlucky, just being shite. Often used in sport matches.

(Ben misses goal by a lot)

Josh: unlucky

by what_a_noob March 12, 2011

Unlucky

When anything even remotely bad ever happens to anyone.

Dang the wheat port is on the other side of the board, unlucky him.

My mom died, unlucky.

by Goat definitions7777 July 22, 2017

Unlucky Pierre

Man involved in a threesome that includes his wife/girlfriend and another guy.

So you're telling me that you went home to fuck your wife, but this time there was another dude there to share in the fucking experience? That's not technically a threesome...you are an Unlucky Pierre.

by Shlalo September 18, 2014

unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

by Unluckymango October 23, 2015