unfuckableness

Noun version of unfuckable

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.

by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

Unfuck You

To undo a "Fuck You" previously done unto someone else.

Office Mate #1: "Boss told me to tell you you're fired."

Office Mate #2: "Fuck you!!!"

Office Mate #1: "...But I told boss that unless he told you himself, he should consider you employed."

Office Mate #2: "Okay, I take it back... unfuck you."

by Silver415 May 4, 2010

unfuck

To correct a situation, or yourself if necessary.

"You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

unlucktard

the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are

All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.

by juanchito February 6, 2008

unfucker

Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.

Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker

by Jacstar June 9, 2016

Unfuck

Resolving a previously fucked up situation. Like an undo or back button.

Where's the unfuck button?

by hopkins December 20, 2003