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Ultrabraindecompisitionalism

Person 1: Today, we are deleting Facebook and launching Skibidi Book. With Skibidi Book, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before. Forget status updates. With Skibidi Book, you'll broadcast your Mew Time sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenant reacts in real time, hyping you up with every jawline gain. We're revolutionizing the Mewing Economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each millimeter, and the rumors are true. The ballsmaxxing feature is in beta, and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight and ball risk metrics, and no more newsfeed. On Skibidi Book, you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of Sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby, and Patrick Bateman. The Skibidi Marketplace is your gateway to risk supremacy. Use those hard-earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare Fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip, and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable. Achieve-goated Sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize, early access to new Skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed zero-phonum tax rate, and a virtual NFT replica of Mike Yacht. Next week, we're unleashing Instagoon and what's gritty?

Person 2: Ultrabraindecompisitionalism
by LifelikeQ March 24, 2024
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Ultramarathon

John will run an ultramarathon of 100km on Sunday
by Marosket May 24, 2025
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Ultrabro

Bro that's straight and the girls wonder why he doesn't pay attention to them like the others. He is instead hyper-focused on his hobbies like surfing.
Don't waste your time flirting with him Gina. He's an ultrabro focused only on competitive surfing.
by anonymous November 5, 2025
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