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University of Phoenix

I got drunk right before the SAT, so I had to attend the University of Phoenix.
by gmwdim March 18, 2013
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University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.
Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.
by That fucking guy April 7, 2013
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University of North Dakota

UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.
Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**
by NDakota86 July 15, 2021
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University High School

A high school in Irvine, California where everyone is super hyper focused on the following topics:

1.) Grades- a vast majority of Uni is students that are overly obsessed with their GPA and grades. These are the students that will basically go at *extreme* lengths to raise their 89.9 to a 90.

2.) Drugs/Juuls- those who have given up on the fierce academic competition resort to drugs (mainly weed) and vaping in order to fit in. These kids can be found during classes vaping in bathroom stalls or during various points throughout the day crowded around one locker each trying to grab at the pot supply of whoever’s locker it is.

3.) Status- throughout every aspect of life at Uni is the status that comes with each individual move that they do. Some become focused on this ideal and devote their high school careers to having the coolest Instagram theme or wearing the right kinds of clothes.

In addition to these Uni fixiations, you may have noticed that Uni is located in Irvine. Irvine has been the safest city in the US for several years in a row and has garnered its reputation as being the “Irvine Bubble”. Everyone has a different interpretation of this, but the basic themes are as follows:

1.) No Poverty
2.) No Violence
3.) No Reality

All in all, University High School is a diverse community filled with different students and teachers making it both the best and worst school ever.
College Application Administrator: So, where did you attend high school?
College Applicant: University High School, in Irvine.

College Application Administrator: With those grades? That’s impressive.

Student 1: Where’d you get that pot?

Student 2: Off of some Uni kid
by woodbridgesucks October 15, 2018
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University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020
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University of Spoiled Foreigners

With over eighty countries represented in the student body, children of incomprehensible means from Latin America, Europe, and Southeast Asia attend this Jesuit institution, and pay tuition on par with Stanford or an Ivy League school. These students are frequently seen driving Lamborghinis, Aston Martins, Porsches, Lotuses, and BMW's, and carrying purses made by Prada, Jimmy Choo, and D&G. Instead of studying, they can often be found congregating in VIP sections of clubs such as Ruby Skye, running thousand-dollar-plus tabs on a regular basis. Spoiled is interchangeable with snotty or snobby, as in the University of Snotty/Snobby Foreigners.

Also known as the University of San Francisco.
I went by the University of Spoiled Foreigners today, and saw someone's Ferrari getting towed for parking in front of a fire hydrant. I left just as he started throwing a temper tantrum in front of the tow truck, but it was pretty funny watching him throw his iPhone in disgust. I guess Daddy is getting the bill for this.
by ajcarm August 29, 2011
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University of Miami

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.
"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"
by KK October 22, 2004
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