Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019

Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.

Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.

by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023

Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 6, 2009

Ukrainian Milkshake

n. The act of performing oral sex on a woman; cunnilingus

"I'm heading to my girlfriend's house for dinner and hopefully a Ukrainian milkshake for dessert."

by Brad T.D.C May 8, 2009

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Ukrainian Alfredo

Semen

I'm making some Ukrainian Alfredo for the bukkake party at 8

by Snudlicker69 May 17, 2018