twitcher

Male who is so passionate about bird-spotting her will rush anywhere in the UK at a moment's notice just to see some rare bird.

See also: trainspotter

"We got to the gig only to find that the car-park was full of bloody twitchers looking for some fr*ggin' cuckoo."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.

Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay

by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018

twinches

When you're so drunk you can't see two freackin' inches in front of your face.

Bernard drank way too much last night, he couldn't see twinches.

No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.

Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.

by Enid Eats Squid February 4, 2010

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds July 10, 2005

titches

noun.
term used to describe the greatest and the worst situations. user may have to specify whether it is the good kind or bad kind of "titches."

Having a big ole 311 lesbian pregame with robin's tatties all filled up is the titches... the good kind.

The summer ending and leaving all my bitches is the titches... the bad kind.

by snemisis November 21, 2011

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

The Twitches

What an individual becomes afflicted with through excessive participation in the culture of Twitch chat, causing a compulsion of using twitch emotes in verbal conversation, often to an annoying degree. The person may start using these as a replacement for emotional expression or punctuation in their everyday speech, the rest of their speech becoming bland and monotone.

Person 1: Man, Joey's been saying Poggers or KEKW after every other sentence, I'm getting worried about him.
Person 2: Sounds like he's got a case of the Twitches.

by Ridder Riddington July 4, 2020