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tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.
The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.
by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011
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Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.
You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.
by Highonsnow March 10, 2011
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tweetered

To really lay into someone on Twitter
This dude said the Earth is a sphere and so I tweetered the shit out of him
by SimulationsAllTheWayDown March 21, 2019
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treesters

treesters is a YouTuber who makes "animations". He's trying to make his own story, but is failing horrendously.
"Subscribe to treesters!"
"No, dude. Why would I ever do that?"
by treesters May 26, 2019
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tweeter

used to describe something that is considered pleasing
Those new drumheads sure are tweeter!
by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007
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tweeter

One who tweets.
Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.
by pavicnat September 30, 2012
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Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.
John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.
by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008
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