twatcaller

a term used for the shot caller of the swamp donkeys, head hancho of the swamps, leader of the pack

better run that by jftb and tmfk you know they are the twatcallers

by jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010

Twatlap

When you have nothing else to do so you go for a walk that ends up going around in a circle and you return exactly where you started.

Steve :Hey im bored
Mo :Me too
Steve :Twatlap?
Mo :Okay...

by RaaaRaaaa June 27, 2010

twatcabin

a shack or wooded den in the woods used primarily for sexual endeavours

"tonights been great ......... how would you like to come back to my twatcabin for a cup of coffee?"

by wolf of house clayton December 2, 2015

Twatapodomus

A person who is acting like a jerk at the club

Shut you twatapodomus

by 69420911 May 3, 2019

Twatapotamos

Someone that is a twat

You’re such a twatapotamos

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Twatapotopus

Many forms of this word can be used but a generalized meaning of idiot. It reverses itself when calling yourself a twatspotapus changing its meaning to God like.

What a Twatapotopus he can't even spell his name.
I'm a tmTwatapotopus, I dare you too come at me.

by Kjirsty November 2, 2020

twatapussy

My girlfriend

Why you gotta be a twatapussy

by Syko January 20, 2021