left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.

Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

Turkey Tit Sandwich

1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.

1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH

by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005

Turkey Club Sandwich

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024