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Turdal stampede

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Turdal storm

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Turdal

To do with turds or poop.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.
My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.
by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022
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renegade turd

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.
Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!
by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016
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Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"
by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022
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Amber turd it

When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid
by Justsarahash May 3, 2022
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