Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face

Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.

by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

Turbulence

When two or more overweight men have sex on an airplane and cause it to move around because of the weight shifts and thrusting.

Justin and Brian made turbulence when they decided it was GO TIME.

by Paul Henry Junior April 1, 2008

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.

JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.

by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008

Turbulence

when your tossin someones salad and they fart in your face.

Man, Todd sure experienced Turbulence when he was eating out Samantha.

by urmom69dme2 November 14, 2011

Turbulence

An attractive female, or group of females.

Hey chief, check out the turbulence on the slopes today.

by hordan40 March 9, 2009

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012