Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Turducken

The act of which three furries get together to vore one another in a sequence, where one furry vores another, then gets vored by the last furry, completing the movements.

Tim: hey bill ima do the turducken with milo tomorrow wanna join in to make it complete

Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine

by Damain November 23, 2024

Turducken

To recieve sexual acts in all 3 holes, while tied up.

"John turduckened me last night"

by Definitelyarealperson September 15, 2025

turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.

Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.

by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024

Turducken

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.

She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!

by BarebackJack October 17, 2017