tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

Tandip

Tandip is not one of the but the most beautiful girl you will ever see she is also the kindest person ever she always puts others before herself and is very giving she is very calm and is also hilarious she will always make u laugh she is also really smart and is most likely to be loved by everyone who has ever met her many people admire Tandip since she is so real and she is unique she's not like others she stands out in the crowd her beauty is out of this world and can not be described in words she definitely has the best music taste and probably has given u a gift if ur close with her she is also really talented but never shares it her energy is so amazing everyone loves to be around her

PERSON ONE: Hey who was that she is the prettiest girl i have ever seen
PERSON TWO: It was probably Tandip

by swaggytimmy723 August 11, 2021

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Tunisia

(verb) to get "Tunisia": to inspire a serious and successful protest against a government or business power that is violating or attempting to violate human or civil rights.
This Wisconsin governor is really pissing me off with his anti-union legislation. We should get together all the teachers across America via Facebook and get TUNISIA on his ass!

"Wikileaks Revolution" redirects here
The Tunisian revolution is an intensive campaign of civil resistance, including a series of street demonstrations taking place in Tunisia. The events began in December 2010 and led to the ousting of longtime President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali in January 2011. Street demonstrations and other unrest have continued to the present day.

The protests inspired similar actions throughout the Arab world; the Egyptian revolution began after the events in Tunisia and also led to the ousting of Egypt's longtime president Hosni Mubarak; furthermore, uprisings in Bahrain, Syria and Yemen and major protests have also taken place in Algeria, Jordan, Morocco, Israel's borders, Iraq, Mauritania and also Libya - where a full-scale revolution has broken out - as well as elsewhere in the wider North Africa and Middle East.

by Alfmrad July 29, 2011

Tunisian Backstabber

A sexual position in which the unsuspecting partner is asleep on their stomach. The "backstabber" proceeds to run full speed and swan dives onto the "backstabee". Whilst swan diving the penis is inserted into the rectum.

Last night I pulled a Tunisian Backstabber on my girlfriend. She had no idea it was coming!

by Niscimble January 19, 2009

Tendies

Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!

by SgtScoots February 25, 2021