Triston Mendoza

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?

Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah

by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022

Triston Fan

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he was a triston fan

by trisossr March 18, 2025

Triston

A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.

Why is that guy so big?

Probably because he's a "Triston".

by TotallyNotAce July 22, 2024

dirty triston

When you let your girl peg you while she is dressed as Mickey mouse

Jayden asked if we could try the dirty Triston next time we go to Disney world

by Lds69 December 13, 2024

Triston

A fat guy that live on the north eastern region of America most likely Indiana.

Have you ever met that lard ass named Triston

by P Town savior November 20, 2023

Triston

Is an astounding friend that will listen and encourage/be there at your lowest. He often gets hurt for trying but always remain strong and humble. He is someone you definitely do not want to lose as a Great friend or soulmate. He is athletic , funny , smart , handsome & patient. He also loves adventures & helping people. Don’t lose him. You’ll regret it

Get you a triston <3

Person 1 : Does Triston make you feel safe ?
Person 2 : Feel safe , yes he’s home

by xXsofiacatXx ;) November 23, 2021

Triston

Says reeee a LOT and likes space alot and eventually wants to go lightspeed

Reeeeeeeee says triston

by I am sexyally attracted to bal September 13, 2020