Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Triathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.

Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!

by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021

American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Triathlon

Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)

Yo guys, wanna do triathlon?

by HaydeBuba June 19, 2022