tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

trumpeter

Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.

John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.

by a trumpeter July 27, 2007

Trumpette

Trumpette:. A die-hard supporter of Trump Known to make loud otherworldly noise much like a beginner trumpeteer. Despite being very loud they do not know how bad or loud they sound. They think they are performing a wake up call. They are also tone deaf.

The Trumpette believed levery idea from Fox news.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

troopette

A female who's a down ass bitch.

Damn Sara is a troopette, that girl is ride or die.

by Troopette1 February 27, 2017

Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020