Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019

Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.

Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.

by gregben August 21, 2022

trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.

Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...

by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017

Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

trade of the season

The hottest guy in the season (mainly in RuPauls Drag Race)

Jada Essence Hall was named trade of the season by Heidi or maybe she's not the trade of the season?

by MissLuxe September 6, 2023

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016