In the beginning, there was will Ferrell, He and the Enlightened one Buddha were siamese twins connected by their outstretched big toes that stretched for exactly 24,901 miles or 40,075 Kilometers. He created a being far more powerful than Himself that he called "The foot". The "foot" had many new ideas going through its omnipotent mind, It created all space, time, and life as we know it. It set forth a chain of events that would later evolve into modern Humans on a planet called "Earth". The Foot decided that if it were to learn anything through its omnipotent mind it would be through experience. So when the Foot Decided that the time was right, it tore itself into 5 separate consciousnesses now known commonly as "the five toes".
We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.
We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.
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Tom taylors biggest opp. The only one who wont convert to tom taylorism, a wellfound fun religion based around everyone being one. Everyone being tom taylor. As tom taylors we are all equals. Jenson doesnt like this premise, hes the tomposter in all this, he will convert to tomism if its the last thing he does. We cant have a tom taylor hater living in this world. Im starting to suspect hes a tommorist. Its a dangerous world us toms live in.. and jenson just makes it one bit more dangerous..
“Did you hear that jenson hasnt converted yet??”
“Yeah its mad tom isnt it”
“It really is tom”
“I never thought jenson would be our tomism hater”
“Jensons such a tomist today, most tomophobic person i know”
“The toms will take over and make jenson convert”
“How can you be a tomism hater, do you know how this makes us feel, please i need you to convert for us.. for tom”
“Yeah its mad tom isnt it”
“It really is tom”
“I never thought jenson would be our tomism hater”
“Jensons such a tomist today, most tomophobic person i know”
“The toms will take over and make jenson convert”
“How can you be a tomism hater, do you know how this makes us feel, please i need you to convert for us.. for tom”
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