Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009

Totem Pole

Guy sits on a couch with a girl facing backwords as he penetrates her. From there, another guy climbs on her shoulders and puts his cock in to her mouth. Another girl climbs on to his shoulders and recieves oral from him, she holds on to a suspended bar to give the totem pole stability.

Guy: Dude, we have a ton of people together! Lets do a totem pole!
Girl: You sure?
Guy: Yea! We gotta do this orgy the right way!

by LastExile March 22, 2009

totem polling

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009

Slime Totem Pole

Don't Ask

She has been playing slime totem pole all day long.

by bpawn May 12, 2009

Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020

The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017