torn a new asshole 

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

torn a new asshole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Torn Couch 

Slang for a overweight womans vagina. The resemblence of a fat womans vagina to a couch with its stuffing hanging out is incredible.

Julie was so excited her torn couch was soaked.

Torn Couch by Goocha April 30, 2006

Torn Back 

To get high as fuck and drunk as a skunk all in one setting.

Me and my buddy like to get torn back before and after a round of disk golf.

Torn Back by Dr. Green Thumb December 14, 2007

Torn taint trinket 

The alternative name to push presents, or push gifts, given by fathers to their baby momma's to celebrate the pains of labor

Karen: Wow Sharon, that is a beautiful necklace. When did you get it?
Sharon: Chad got it for me as my torn taint trinket after I gave birth to Dakota.

Torn taint trinket by 100scallopeyes May 17, 2023

Torn Meniscus

when you play chicken and you rip one of the ligaments under your knee cap. This often results in not being able to perform in musicals, and wearing crutches. a psychic says it is fully curable by a good surgeon in about three months...after graduation of course.

Josh got a torn meniscus at katies party, and it really sucks. get well.

Torn Meniscus by caringfriend May 11, 2009

Torn To Asunder

normally used by the streamer YourRage. Torn To Asunder means to get mixed, or juked out in tight situations

yrg grunt: "We gotta do something about this enemy in our way"
YourRage: *Jukes enemy out*
Yrg fans: "OHHHHH TORN TO ASUNDERRRR"

Torn To Asunder by SantannaGang January 22, 2022

torn up

super high and fucked up on a variety of drugs

I want more than anything to be ripped, trashed, TORN UP

torn up by HUH HUH HUH HIIIIIIGH May 21, 2006