nooty tooties

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.

Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"

by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Canadian Tootsie Roll

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009

Tootsie Roll

A woman's nipples, especially dark nipples,

as in "whoop there it is, let me see your tootsie rolls"

by Urban Stephen June 10, 2007

Tootsie Roll in the Valley

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.

I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.

by Thaddeus Q. Wellington June 5, 2005

Tootsie Pop

Used to describe a woman who is rather unattractive, except at her center, namely, her ass; an otherwise ugly woman with a good butt.

"Look at that tootsie-pop, man... if only the rest of her matched up with her ass."

by Pseudonym November 10, 2004

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011