Tomokazu Ohka

A Japanese-born pitcher in Major League Baseball. He is most famous for being mentioned on an episode of The Simpsons.

Bart: "Look at me! I'm Tomokazu Ohka of the Montreal Expos!
Milhouse "And I'm Esteban Yan of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!

by R.I.P. Montreal Expos 1969-2004 November 10, 2008

Tomek

A rare form of high-quality human. Normally comes from the best country known as Poland.

Jake: Whoah! Why does that guy have a glow of gold around his body
Ju-Kyung: Oh, that's just Tomek. He's awesome.
Jake: Definetly understand...

by Shnoiv February 22, 2010

tomkat

the nickname for somewhat-saccharine celebrity coulple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; an example of the new fad for naming couples (e.g. "Bennifer")

Did you see Tomkat on Oprah?

by Fishtoes May 28, 2005

Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 24, 2021

Toskalol

A term developed to express the poor play exhibited by Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala.

Man, Vesa was pure Toskalol on that one.

ToskaLOL in fine form there; brutal goal. Why did we trade for him again?

by Dr. JC January 9, 2009

tomeka

tomeka /toe-MEE-kuh/ n. a classy and sometimes snarky female of African-American ethnicity with a puh-donk-a-donk

"That tomeka sho is sweet."

by Badout January 20, 2003

Tompkins

The act of ejaculating into somebodys hair and having it freeze.

Mark totally just gave that chick a tompkins.

by Wholeden February 19, 2007