Toemometer

Toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in.

A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.

To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."

by Quippy-One December 29, 2023

No Toemo

When dem toes lookin like a snack but u ain’t like that

Yo my homie got some sexy toes no toemo tho

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

floempe toempf

An object, most commonly one that makes noise.

That floempe toempf would look better in grey

by Igor<(look it up) May 28, 2021

Busted Toemas

A guy named Thomas that busted his toe.

Yo there is a busted Toemas in our school

by ijiuhi December 14, 2023

to’em

Southern way to say “to him” or “to them”
(both sound the same when you say it)

(to’em used for a “him”): He’s got a nice look to’em, must get all the ladies swoonin’.”

(to’em used for “them”): I ain’t sure ‘bout them ladies over there bud... They got that crazy look to’em.)

by Somecountrychick July 15, 2022

give it to 'em

When someone is going to do something and his friend hypes him up

This for a tiktok ngl

"imma beat this hoe up"
'Give it to 'em!"

by Kyurneko December 5, 2023