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We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

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Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions. 

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Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...
“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.
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Todayn't • Today Tonight • today-tomorrow • not today turd • if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked • Later Today and Tomorrow • not today you turd • Today is the Day • today on things • Today or Tomorrow

today's day 

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The day that today is.
Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro
today's day by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021
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the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

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most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).
Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...
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Jimin today 

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Someone who takes the longest to get ready
“Susan’s doing a Jimin today”
Jimin today by Starmy February 10, 2019
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I was Frozen Today! 

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An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.
Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"
I was Frozen Today! by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009
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Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

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YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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