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One day a little boy called toasty mctoastability was walking down the street when he saw a naked man peeing in an old woman mouth, he then decided enough was enough and in using his toast powers decided to burn both of their faces then butter them with "I can't believe its not Butter" spread in doing so this made them act like normal people instead of acting like complete twats.....THE END!!!!
An orange talking to an apricot about the economy of today then deciding to kill one another with a banana.

Morale of this story is, dont act that a twat, EAT TOAST!!!

Toasty....WORD!!!
toasty by Jimnebob June 28, 2006
A term used to denote those who see religious symbols/persons/etc. in just about anything.
1. People who believe they can see Jesus on Toast.

2. People who believe they can see Satan's face in the 9/11 blast.

Originally coined after realization that toasty is a term often used to describe someone intoxicated, thus to be so intoxicated with religion as to see faces or symbols in just about anything, is to be Toasty, as to refer to the "Jesus Toast".

Based upon the term "Toady".
Toasty by Hypno Pants September 23, 2009
tommys outfit is gangsta ghetto he is mad toasty
toasty by tommy May 18, 2004
Toasty means either its hot in here, or its cool.
Dude, it's toasty in here!
That skate trick was toasty, man!
Toasty by tiffanywearsprada July 30, 2010
That bitch is wrong for what she has on...looking super TOASTY
toasty by Brittni November 14, 2005
To anger yourself over your delusions.
Jimmy's toastying over the UFOs and the government again.
toasty by Kate7 December 11, 2009