Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

by Neffyy November 2, 2008

Toaster

A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.

"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."

by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007

Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.

awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333

by bethiodos December 7, 2010

Toaster

At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.

Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.

MFB & JSK

My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!

by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011

Toaster

(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.

def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."

by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008

Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Toaster

noun, adj.
A person who lets others use them badly. (ie. hookups)

Wow a chick that'll hookup with any guy is such a toaster.

by Minonemo96 November 14, 2010