infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.

Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.

by douche central April 3, 2008

Deleg-AI-tion

(noun) – Handing off your own thinking to a machine and calling it productivity.

“Teamwork makes the dream work — thanks to Deleg-AI-tion.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.

Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.

by think on it September 18, 2017

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

refeck-tion

when you reflect upon an arguement you had with someone and think 'feck, i should have said that!'

started by ruth and paddy on 2fm.

if i had a euro for every refeck-tion i had...

by riffraffriff August 8, 2011

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008