Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 21, 2020

Tinder

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.

Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

tinder bird

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.

"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".

by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Tindelebrity

Someone who is famous on Tinder, and only Tinder. They are a form of neighbourhood celebrity who are recognized in their normal lives because of their excessive use of Tinder.

Dude, there's that girl over there, I liked her photo last night on Tinder. She's like a Tindelebrity now, I see her everywhere.

by nate__dizzle July 26, 2014

Tindered

To partake in sexual relations with the hoe you met on tinder after the first meeting.

"i got tindered after the date yesterday evening."

by Icubaby75 July 26, 2018

Tinder Fire

When you acquire an STD via a tinder date. Specifically if it burns when you pee.

She gave me tinder fire.

by Coyote461 May 23, 2021

Tinder Surprise

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.

After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!

by bakermouse January 4, 2016