tijuana flamethrower

When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.

Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.

by Kakarot2768 February 11, 2014

tijuana tradewind

The act of farting in a hair dryer while aiming the hot wind at your unsuspecting companion.

Summer breeze makes me feel fine, but that Tijuana tradewind almost made me vomit.

by Tijuana tradewind July 12, 2018

Tijuana Tummy Tickler

When you cum in a girl's belly button, then suck it out like a body shot

I can’t believe I gave this girl a Tijuana Tummy Tickler, and I don’t know how I feel about it

by ScumbagsAnonymous July 23, 2018

Tijanna

Tijanna is a gorgeous person. She will light up any room she walks into. She will make you laugh so hard until you cry. She is the definition of an icon.

Tijanna is an awesome person!

by Tijanna’s Secret Admirer March 28, 2019

Tijuana Car wash

A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.

Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*

by Bloodsteelflex June 26, 2020

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

Tijuana Road Block

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.

by Poovie July 9, 2009