Thesus

A synonym for obeseus, A man who is beautiful in everyway except in size. He is rather short but has great yellow hair. He is thicker than his sister, but he is really hot and all girls want him.

Look a faggot-Girl
Wait that's thesus-Girl

by F1VESEVEN October 4, 2016

Tejus

A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.

Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy

Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??

Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car

Bill: yeah

Bill and nick zoom away

by FluffyBunny666 July 10, 2015

Thejeswi

Thejeswi means weird. Or abnormal. Its derived from the Hektian words "tejæ" and "ßwî" meaning annointer of the unknown. A person known for lust filled winters and bland summers and rodent like eyes. Anxious for he can see through the dimensions if time.

Thejeswi is all hearing

by MisterJay13 August 21, 2016

Thejas

A Fucking retard who is a try hard but always fails and also has sex with school girls.

He is going to be a thejas when he grows up.

by Royall Naidu Singh May 21, 2019

theju

theju is the type of guy who would go around in the public squatting and clinging to ya

be very carefull of him...

hey did u see that guy... hes such a theju

by amongusgod69 November 24, 2021

teejus

A rapper on soundcloud who promotes the fact that who good from couch to couch. He's usually rapping about drugs or being sad but every now and then raps about murder and love.

Chad: Hey man did you hear teejus new song?

Paul: King Stanza was way better in my opinion

by Dudewithaboat504 October 15, 2018

TheBushmen

the fuckin coolest guys in the world who tear shit up and get shitfaced all the time

gregjohnandyteddystuhansenandmore

by THE BUSHMEN October 9, 2003