Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009

Give 'em the stick

Phrase used to lull a person into a false sense of attaining a desired thing and then having it taken away before the person takes possession.

*A kid is laying flat on broken ice and his comrades are looking for a way to help him. A grizzly old man, whose land the children are trespassing on pipes in with his advice:

"Alright, give 'em the stick."

Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.

"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"

The kid drowns.

*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A

by BrandoniusRex September 15, 2007

bitch end of the stick

Noun
When you get screwed, Usally applyed to situations in which there are two options and you get the shitter of the two.

Why do I get bitch end of the stick?

by Diemert July 20, 2008

Order of the Stick

Created by Rich Burlew, OotS is one of the most awesome kickass webcomics in the world. Drawn as stick figures, OotS is a group of six adventurers: Their leader Roy Grenhilt (fighter), Haley Starshine (rogue), Durkon Thundershield (dwarven cleric), Belkar Bitterleaf (halfling ranger), Elan (bard) and Vaarsuvius (elven wizard).

"I'm a sexy, shoeless GOD OF WAR!!"
-Belkar Bitterleaf (Order of the Stick)

by brujahonly August 6, 2009

pull out the stick

means a gun (ak47) used in miami and on the east coast

Aye bruh Jimmie been talking shit. I know bruh im finna pull out the stick on em.

by youngdat28 July 29, 2010

The Stick

A street slang name for an AK-47 assault rifle, also known as a "chopper" or "yopper".

Most commonly used to refer to an illegally owned AK-47, usually owned by a drug dealer.

Cop: "Why did you kill 'D-bo'?"
Suspect: "Man, D-bo stole the stick. Why D-bo gotta steal my stick man?"

by Dirtyblazer09 September 22, 2011

Long end of the stick

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

by 432Cherries December 8, 2019