Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Search the Web

When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.

Search the web? Nobody cares! Why not just go to Google!?

by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven

The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

by Yudtthesue September 21, 2021