The Self Preservation Society 

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

The Self Preservation Society by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current situation.

The green buoy society will not take it anymore.

the green buoy society by bbdkzk November 9, 2020

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

Society of the Moon by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.

You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator by Rikstir October 28, 2013

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society by Kron' May 19, 2008

the green buoy society

A group of extremely experienced sailors forming the resistance to react to the current cirCUMstances.

The green buoy society will not take it anymore.

the green buoy society by bbdkzk November 9, 2020

The Flip-Flop Society 

It Orginally Began With The Coolest People In Year 11 Drama, Who Decide To Never Do There Coursework.

And Then One Day...

Someone Decided To Be Nosy And She Had To Join.

And Now The Society Consists Of Three.

Three People Who Have Nothing Better To Do But Sit In Drama And Write Definitions About People They Find Annoying And People Who Just Want Too Be Cool.

"Have You Heard About The Flip-Flop Society?"

"No."

"There Only The Coolest Kids In CM9"

"OH YEAH. Course I Have. Dicked."

The Flip-Flop Society by Flip - Flop December 21, 2008