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Pirates Of The Caribbean

A trilogy of films documenting the tales of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of wild yet loyal miscreants, and their quest to pillage the seas of the Spanish main. The first installment of which, entitled "The Curse of the Black Pearl," released in 2003, became widley popular as the first PG-13 Disney movie ever released. Also, the release of "Black Pearl" boosted the lead actor, Johhny Depp, into super-star status, also causing widespread fits of *fan girling worldwide. The second film, "Dead Man's Chest" proceeded to shatter all opening weekend records, grossing a supposed $155 million plus dollars in three days. Also starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, the third installment of the epic Trilogy is currently filming, and is set to be released Memorial Day weekend of 2007.

* See fan girling.
"Did you see Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean?! He's so hot he made me get all 'fan-girl'!"
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Pirates of the Caribbean

One of the best damned movies of all time, Pirates of the Caribbean; The Curse Of The Black Pearl is an action/adventure/horror thriller starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Geoffrey Rush. Taking place in the 17th century, the plot follows along a band of ghostly, undead pirates searching to lift the curse bestowed upon them by removing sacred Aztec Gold from where it came. A young girl is kidnapped by the pirates, thinking she is the key to lifting the curse. A blacksmith named Will Turner chases after her with the aid of the pirate Jack Sparro. What happens in the end? Ye be haven' to find out yerself laddie.
Go buy Pirates of the Caribbean. Now. Do it. You know you want to.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Pirates of the Caribbean by tim December 30, 2003

Pirates of the Carribean

Great, you memorized the movie. Now work on learning how to spell Caribbean.

pirates of the burning sea 

Easily one of the best and most original history-themed F2P MMORPG games in the market. Taking place during the most glorious hour of pirate history in the Caribbean, You get to choose between a total of four factions (Pirate Nation, Great Britain, Spain and France) and five classes (two for pirates, three for empires). Features historically accurate and realistic sword-fights, naval warfare and economy. Severely underrated because history isn't as appealing as high fantasy.
As a history nut and a big fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie trilogy, I totally digged Pirates of the Burning Sea. How many MMOs out there feature realistic naval battles?

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.

pirates of the spanish main 

A pointless high school sorority located in the southeastern region of the state of georgia. It is basically a group of catty, slutty, dumb high school girls who do nothing but party, get drunk, sleep around, get pregnant, and talk shit about other members behind their back due to being insecure about their own issues. They claim to be all "goody two shoes" and to help out the community. But this is all bullshit. Rush week for the pirates involves a series of stupid themed days in which the girls stuff their fat thighs into Winnie the Pooh halloween costumes that no longer fit from 4th grade (and yes they look like fucking retards). Of course they never include outsiders. Its always the doctor's children, the wealthy sea islanders, and the stuck up southern dance addicts who always make the cut. If you are an outsider from the north you might as well forget it. No way are you getting in. But then again, why would you want to be apart of this criticizing and self esteem bashing group of hoes anyway?
Anna- "Hey Jessica, wanna rush for pirates of the spanish main."

Jessica- "I'd rather gouge my eyes out"