killing the monster

Masturbating

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

by Sensei85 December 1, 2017

where the monster at?

1, 2, 3, 4

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 27, 2023

The Monster

The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.

Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.

by AngryCanadian October 19, 2006

The Monsoon

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

by JardyBoy October 3, 2018

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

The Monsters

A homosexual "rock and roll'' band from the small town of Roanoke Virginia. They are heavily influenced by drugs and homosexuality, and often play at gay pride events. Formally known as "The Boogie Monsters" they were forced to change they're name because of a heterosexual group with a larger following. The Monsters, are a decent gay trip rock band with a small following with love for men and drugs.

The Monsters rocked so hard at the park last night they sounded just like a gay version of 3 Doors Down mixed with Cher!!!!!!

by Sharky Tooth May 23, 2009

the monster

haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.

I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).

by joey styles April 15, 2006