Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

The Method

A phrase used when someone knows exactly the way something or someone works, and that said someone knows that way better than everyone else.

Guy 1: See? I keep beating you at Smash Bros. because I know The Method.
Guy 2: What the actual fuck are you even talking about.

by CashieX230 May 23, 2023

The Metherall

The act of shitting viciously for hours...unitl your ass is swollen, bloody and is in unbelievable pain. This causes hardening and discomfort. The only remedy is for a 4 inch gerbil with shark like teeth to eat through the inner layers of the buttocks and deflates the entire anus back to it normal size.

After having an incredible case of montezuma's revenge, Pat sent his grilfriend to the nearest pet store in search of a gerbil that could help cure his worsening case of the Metherall's

by b38 July 31, 2006

pedal to the metal

When one pushes the gas pedal to the floor, making the vehicle burst to its highest possible speed. Generally done on straightaways or during drag races, accompanied by a burnout.

He put he pedal to the metal and left that toyota in the dust.

by EliteSoldat April 18, 2004

The Mete

If you break up with a girl and give her a nice handshake at the end.

1: Was the Break Up difficult ?
2: Nah i've done the Mete

by magicm14 September 4, 2019

the metric system

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it

The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).

by thegestalt June 14, 2004

rooting for the meteor

What a sports fan does when their two most hated rivals face each other, especially in a championship match. Since rooting for either team would be sacrosanct, the only possible positive outcome would be for a meteor to land and simultaneously obliterate both rivals.

Mets fan, 2009
Yankees fan, 1986

Fan 1: "I'm not even watching the World Series this year. You?"
Fan 2: "Yeah, I'll be watching. I'm rooting for the meteor."

by tofoomeister October 27, 2009