meaty digits

When you see a lady with her large hands hanging out of a window of a car, and she is waving them about the air.
It is also a large, stiff penis.

I'm going to punch you in the meaty digits!

by tcbtmhbanana August 27, 2007

Meaty Cappuccino

A cappuccino with meat in it. Usually lightly cooked bacon is blended and then added to the coffee just before the milk. An alternate method is to cook the bacon for a long time until crisp. The crispy bacon is then served alongside the cappuccino and the pieces are dunked in the coffee before being eaten.

Hey dude, will you dish me up a meaty cappuccino, no dunkers?

by SPAMBOT4000 June 15, 2009

meaty vagina

The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.

This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meaty vagina.

by EmmaBemmaUW August 9, 2006

Mr. Meaty

Kickass puppet show on Nickelodeon, a network formerly known as Pinwheel. It takes place in a burger joint at a food court in Scaunchboro Mall. There are two main characters. Their names are Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman. Parker is sooo funny. Their goal is to make a monster movie.

All God's creatures, fresh off the grill. So come on down to Mr. Meaty, where friends meet to eat meat!

by E. Man October 14, 2006

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 14, 2017

Meaty Chimney

Term used to describe the female vaginal cavity.

I stuck my bacon brush (penis) up her meaty chimney, and gave it a damn good sweeping.

by The Wrongun July 16, 2008