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Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
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Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".
"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"
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Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.
"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"
by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019
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Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
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Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
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a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
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Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
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