The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
Get the a fork in the chode mug.A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.
Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"
by Don KiPunch February 2, 2010
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the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.
When your brain goes haywire during conversation.
When your brain goes haywire during conversation.
by whimsical_icicle October 20, 2010
Get the fork in the brain mug.me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road
by timmy September 7, 2003
Get the fork in the road mug.Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.
Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?
by El*Duche February 27, 2005
Get the The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon mug.It's a real fork in the sky to find three $100 bills in one day, just lying around.
Seeing a band like The Arcade Fire at such a tiny venue if a real fork in the sky.
Seeing a band like The Arcade Fire at such a tiny venue if a real fork in the sky.
by Optical Study February 22, 2007
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