going to the doctor

Parent & teacher-friendly alternative to 'smokin' weed' or 'blazin' up!'.

ME: "Hey, J, yu gun be smokin weed before school tomorrow?"
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."

by J. Dizzle April 10, 2007

You're the doctor

I defer to your authority

A:I think it is not worth the trouble of
fixing.

B: You're the doctor

by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2009

call the doctor

To dance naked in a snow storm while drinking pineapple juice.

I really wanna call the doctor

by Mistress Lexxxie November 20, 2010

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 3, 2011

Valentino Rossi (The Doctor)

Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.

Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time

Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?

person 2: Who??

Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!

by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025

the 9th doctor

the 9th regeneration of a time lord commonly known as the doctor. The first doctor of the new who series that started in 2005, most people's first doctor. Known for his leather jacket and love for bananas, his companion is Rose Tyler and his catch phrase is 'fantastic!' Also known for his first and reoccurring word, 'run!'

the 9th doctor grabbed her hand and whispered, run!

"one does not simply skip the 9th doctor"

"it pisses me off when people say the 9th doctor is the 1st doctor"

by thecoolkidwithpropergrammar March 27, 2014