pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

Herod Clause

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.

"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."

by hiplexicog October 11, 2014

Hogan Clause

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009

Hozayin Clause

The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".

The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".

Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.

User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".

by danielsalt September 1, 2021

Santa Clause

A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.

The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.

by Greg1619 January 3, 2008