The Book of Mormon is a musical where two Mormon missionaries get sent to Uganda, Africa to teach the Africans about Mormonism but then Kevin Price (one of the missionaries) meets this sexy other missionary with orange hair and he knows that being gay is against his beliefs but like he’s hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the other missionary (*idk his first name*
Cunningham ) meets this African woman that he falls in love with and baptizes her. Elder Cunningham tries to teach the Africans about Mormonism by lying and using Star Wars references, but when Kevin found out about how Cunningham was lying about the only true part of the Bible he left him; then things backfired on Kevin that night he got sent to spooky Mormon hell in his dream, because of the hell dream Kevin decided to go back to Elder Cunningham and they teamed up. Unluckily a war started between the general and the tribe in Uganda. Kevin and Elder Cunningham are able to convince the general to not start a war with the power of Mormonism. The priests who sent the missionaries there heard about how they baptized everyone in Uganda and went to go see how they did it. They put on a play about the story of Joseph Smith “The American Moses” and it was inaccurate and very offensive to the priests so they where going to send the missionaries back but then the missionaries where like “no❤️“ and then stayed in Uganda! The end.
Cunningham ) meets this African woman that he falls in love with and baptizes her. Elder Cunningham tries to teach the Africans about Mormonism by lying and using Star Wars references, but when Kevin found out about how Cunningham was lying about the only true part of the Bible he left him; then things backfired on Kevin that night he got sent to spooky Mormon hell in his dream, because of the hell dream Kevin decided to go back to Elder Cunningham and they teamed up. Unluckily a war started between the general and the tribe in Uganda. Kevin and Elder Cunningham are able to convince the general to not start a war with the power of Mormonism. The priests who sent the missionaries there heard about how they baptized everyone in Uganda and went to go see how they did it. They put on a play about the story of Joseph Smith “The American Moses” and it was inaccurate and very offensive to the priests so they where going to send the missionaries back but then the missionaries where like “no❤️“ and then stayed in Uganda! The end.
by Elder Cunningham April 18, 2021
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Uncool User #1: What is this book club I keep hearing about?
C Bar: Come to board 1611.
Uncool User: Ok...
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Uncool User #1: *<b>SODOMIZ'D!</b>*
Icon: *takes off pants*
Explicit Content: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Get out of here you bloody spud!!
ChaosTony: OH SNAP!
TenkoStar17: It's all over my pants!
Heavenscloud889: RAW IS JERICHO!!!
ChaosTony: yay!
Explicit Content: yay!
Uncool User #2: So this the book club...
C Bar: Come to board 1611.
Uncool User: Ok...
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Uncool User #1: *<b>SODOMIZ'D!</b>*
Icon: *takes off pants*
Explicit Content: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Get out of here you bloody spud!!
ChaosTony: OH SNAP!
TenkoStar17: It's all over my pants!
Heavenscloud889: RAW IS JERICHO!!!
ChaosTony: yay!
Explicit Content: yay!
Uncool User #2: So this the book club...
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Get the People of the Book mug.A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.
Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.
Harry: ???
Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.
Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.
Harry: ???
Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.
Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
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B: Can you handle the responsibility if something goes wrong?
A: ...
B: Then maybe you should just play by the book.
B: Can you handle the responsibility if something goes wrong?
A: ...
B: Then maybe you should just play by the book.
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