The Braces Effect

The effect when one takes of their braces and suddenly changes.

Examples: When a tomboy becomes super girly, when a nun changes into a drunk, when somebody against everything does everything, when a frog turns into a prince.

The point is, The Braces change you. From good to bad, from bad to good.

"Hey remember that girl/guy from high school?"
"Oh the one with the colorful braces? She/He was such a saint..."
"I was partying with her/him last night. You will not believe how drunk she/he got and that's not even the whole story!"
"Whoa, The Braces Effect!"

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"After they took of their braces the twins changed so much. One got really sexual and the other just did everything he said he wouldn't do!"
"Dayummmm, The Braces Effect really turned them into hypocrites."

by Captain Dentist August 20, 2013

put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

brake the seal

When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.

Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.

by teshhhh August 17, 2010

the left brake

what dumbasses think is a brake but is actually the clutch on a car

the left brake is not actually a brake, dumbass

by PlayDohMan July 17, 2004

brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard

harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017

Pull the Jake Brake

When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.

Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017

brake the midbeam

The midbeam is a part of a bed which supports its center. Braking it would require a great deal a force from two or more people engaging in a variety of activities.

1.) Mike and Jen got together and broke the midbeam!
2.) Later on, who knows? We might even brake the midbeam.

by Da Rad 1 July 25, 2009