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Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>
by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010
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Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
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Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
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bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
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New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
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windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
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Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.
She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.
by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022
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