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The Texas Whisper

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.
Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019
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The God Whisperers

The internet radio sensation that is singlehandedly responsible for the 21st century renaissance of the theater organ. Ostensibly as a way to kill time due to lack of preparedness, the playing of their studio instrument, dubbed the Mighty cWirliTzer, has become a staple in the weekly broadcast but not without controversy. As a result of this excitedly raucous musical treat, their podcast has been banned in China and most of the continent of Africa.
Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.
by Sir Rusty Shackleford XVI August 23, 2011
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the mum whisperer

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.
hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night
by sniper047 June 9, 2009
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The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian
Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.
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The cooch whisperer

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.
Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”
by Barguy1 April 8, 2019
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The Vagina Whisperer

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.
by The V.W. December 10, 2021
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The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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