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The Weeknd

a fine ass man. a man id let stick his dick inside of my guts and twirl it up like he eatin spaghetti. no wonder all his songs are abt sex cause oh lawd who WOULDNT want to fuck him. like what ariana said, JUST GIMME THEM BABIES😩😩😩.

YOU GOT ME TOUCHIN ON YO BODYYYYYYYYY
lets take Acquainted for example. he KNOWS how fine he is.

“ I got 'em thinkin' that they want me
Although they know they not the only
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins” OH LORDDDDDD🤤🤤🤤🤤

if any of yall editors see this please edit the weeknd to redbone by childish gambino PLEASE
The Weeknd can steal my most expensive pair of shoes, and id still let him hit
by u didnt see this October 8, 2021
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The Weeknd

The Weeknd is just Michael Jackson but with high testosterone
If there is anyone who gets me harder than your mom, it’s The Weeknd!!
by your mum’s fav December 13, 2021
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The Weedkend

The holy tradition of knowingly abstaining from using any marijuana products during the weekdays (otherwise known as the weed), and indulging in marijuana products for the duration of the weedkend. The weedkend starts when you wake up on Friday and ends when you go to sleep on sunday, not when the clock strikes midnight, a common misconception.

If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
Jim: Charles rip this doob.

Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.

Jim: What do you mean?

Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.

Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!

Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
by Popadonpapa December 3, 2020
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The Weeknd

One of the sexiest, talented, cutest artist in the whole world, he got a voice so deep and beautiful he can make u cum just when you hear him, anyways stream Dawn Fm 😚
The Weeknd is a goat
by Chesley Mkd June 26, 2022
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The Weeknd

a 31 year old man who is awesome and cool
Melanie:who is The Weeknd?

Vanessa:he is a cool man
by daisyxotwod November 22, 2021
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the weeknd day

“the weeknd day”, is the 7th february. this is in honour of Abel’s half time performance for the super bowl in 2020. It’s also the best day of the year of course.
what’s the date today?”
don’t you know? it’s 7th February! The Weeknd day!
by miles XO February 14, 2021
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The weeknd

The weeknd is a famous singer
he OFTEN(😏) sings about s*x

No wonder because who wouldn’t fucc with that fine ass man🥲
There is absolutely no normal person on this planet who wouldn’t fucc w that man & also he is so fuckin talented it makes me wanna cry like damn yall go listen to house of balloons please the weeknd is also known as daddy in my world. Hes perfect.
Everyone’s blinded by the lights i wish i would be blinded by his kids on my face💀
Ye ik xo family is kinky asf but idgaf we need that man god bless that maaaan😩😩😩goddamncuminmymouthcumonmyfaceineeddaddyineedabeltesfayeskids
Hey do u see that hot person in the tv?
Yes its the weeknd i want his kids
by XOTWODiod November 24, 2021
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